God hates… Canada. What?
November 13th, 2006 | by MadHacktress |Apparently.
An intrepid Internet searcher from Ireland - using Google Ireland - came to my website by searching for “Why does god hate Canada”. Which, impressively enough, lists my page as the fifth result out of 1.5 million. I have, however, never claimed that God hates Canada.
I have always been interested in the many varied and weird search combinations that can be used to find what one is looking for online. I have, likewise, been interested in the combinations of keywords that bring people to my sites. This one takes the cake, no question.
The first result on that previously mentioned search page lists a Yahoo! Answers question “Do you know god hates canada??”(sic). It had been removed by the site administrators, but thanks to the vast resources of Google the page has been cached. From that page we can discern that Canada is going to Hell - I presume the author means Canadians.
We, I am told, need to repent so we do not see God’s judgment - I don’t know, exactly, how that gets avoided considering even those who enter in to Heaven are judged.
The solution to our problem is to turn to Jesus “b4″ it’s too late - I am correcting for grammar. We also need to get on our jnees (!?!) and pray. A link to a Westboro Baptist Church website follows.
Sweet.
Entry Filed under: Pure Opinion
Well being the fact I have done a lot of traveling I find this funny. Canadians have always been perceived in a positive light and I do not know to often that we have not; not saying that we as Canadians have not made mistakes. I find it funny that it is organized religion behind it saying that God hates us. This is why I have a problem with organized religion they say that it is a relationship between you and god but we will tell you everything. I think that is why religion in Western society is on the decline. As people become more intelligent we seek answer we seek to know more and to explore. The old response of it is just the way it is and listen to me stop working. If exploring learning new things is why god hates Canada then sign me up for a ticket to hell. I do not recommend telling people they are all bad either if you are trying to recruit them.
I may need to get down on my jnees and ask Him to help me to discern what your site has to do with His hating Canada.
I bet He just preferred the old website layout …
Kevin
I would like to know why someone in Ireland wants to know why God hates Canada.
You an me both… if you find out, let me know!