Archive for the ‘In The News’ Category

Harper the Sith

Monday, September 8th, 2008

"The government shall be reorganized into my new Canadian empire, for a SAFE.. and SECURE society!"

Leave Cuba Alone!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

This week both president Bush as well as the other candidates for The Highest Office In The Land have called on Cuba to move toward Democracy. I say: leave Cuba alone. The Cuban people are just as welcomed to use any form of governmental selection process they choose. In ...

Ontario Helmet Laws Discriminate Against Sikhs

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

The socialist in me totally respects your right to your own religious beliefs, as long as they do not hurt anyone else. That is why I hope that this fellow wins his case. If he tries to get monetary compensation based on psychological or emotional distress, though, I am going to want ...

Back In, Black

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Six and a half years. Not nearly long enough. Oh well, here's hoping he ends up penniless, too.

Asylum Seeker Going Home; Can’t Proove He’s Gay

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Here's a story from the bizarro pages. A now-21-year old Nicaraguan is being sent back to his home country next week because he can't prove he's gay. So, let me get this straight - so to speak - if he were to stiff up at the sight of a cute boi, or ...