National Post article adds up to coalition chicanery

May 31st, 2010 - MadHacktress

In an article this morning the National Post called it chicanery for the opposition parties to talk about a Liberal-NDP coalition.  Chicanery, of course, being a fancy word for trickery or subterfuge.  Their point being that with a coalition “on the table” then the whole process of parliamentary elections changes in Canada; which perhaps it does.

The particular point that I took contention with, however, was that a coalition would be a “new platform that no one in the electorate has voted on” and “a coalition that no one directly voted for”.

They also make the statement that: “Of course, the only true legitimacy comes from running on a coalition platform during the election.”

These make sense if you think that only a party forms a government;  if you’re blind to the fact that we go to polls during elections to create a parliament to represent our country.  We do not go to the polls to elect a party to run our country, not really.

Political parties are not in any way integral to our political system.  Our 308 members of the House of Commons could all be independents with no given leader and still the Governor General would be able to find and appoint a Canadian who would command the confidence of the House.  The notion that one guy wins and everyone else must take a seat for the next four years is, in my opinion, a very American one, one which only exists in our system because we have introduced it.

Legitimacy for the Prime Minister and his cabinet is granted by holding the confidence of the House of Commons and nothing more.  Legitimacy for each of the 308 members of parliament was granted by the electorate of each individual riding when they voted for their parliament.  Anyone who doesn’t think so needs to learn more about our system of government.

In a minority parliament – which is seems we’re destined to have for quite some time – the Prime Minister cannot help but have his platform influenced by the make-up of parliament.  Parliament even includes the process for private members bills which are almost never part of the ruling party’s platform.

The notion that parliament ends up being something that anyone voted directly for is ridiculous and the National Post should know as much.

Soft Drinks Support Terrorism

May 2nd, 2010 - MadHacktress

Okay, so I’m paraphrasing a bit, but two former Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, writing in the Washington Post, are claiming that America’s youth are, by and large, “too fat to fight“.

I honestly can’t think of a better way to get Coke and Pepsi, Kraft Foods and Kellogg to start looking more closely at high-fructose corn syrup and other ingredients that they’re pushing in their wares than be linking them to terrorism – the number one, go-to scare-tactic-that-works.  I bet that you could even sell that line in Iowa (hell, they’d rather grow corn for Ethanol anyhow).

The fact that these retired Generals can, straight-faced (as straight-faced as one can be in print) claim that obesity is a threat to national security cracks me up.  I mean, obviously obesity is bad.  But isn’t the fact that this generation is going to be the first generation in history whose life span is shorter than their parents reason enough to want to act?  Do they really want the raison d’etre of child nutrition legislation to be so that  Lieutenant Lardass (Corporal Corndog, Major Manboobs, I’ve got a million of ‘em) doesn’t get winded while chasing Osama and his cohorts?  I know that Big Mac Sauce can be a bitch to get out of cockpit controls, but, really?

If this thing gets legs I can honestly see some Rupert-Murdoch-owned paper running a political cartoon depicting Ronald McDonald and Barack Obama as Godzilla-sized monsters attacking the Twin Towers – Obama, of course, would be wearing a turban and a name-tag reading “B. Hussein Obama”.

All in all the fight against obesity is a worthy one and it needs all the allies it can get.  So, perhaps, amongst the Coalition of the Willing Fighting for Better Health (read: fewer fatties) among young people  we can welcome the Generals and their ilk, no matter their motive for joining the fight.

Remember: eat a Twinkie and the terrorists win!

My Response to Seal Hunt Protesters

March 20th, 2010 - MadHacktress

See the article to which this is a reply by clicking here: Protesting The Commercial Seal Hunt

Setting aside for a moment the impossibility that any sort of hunt – seal or otherwise – can break someone’s heart *literally*, I would to also point out that supporting the seal hunt is cynically painted by anyone on the anti-sealing side as being pro-torture. Which is ludicrous. How many who support the hunt do you suppose actually profess: “yes, indeed, I love it when they twitch”. Not many, I reckon.

My question is: why seals? What makes the seals so special?

There are other doe-eyed mammals that are slaughtered 365 days a year. The very oldest calves used for veal in North America are 26 weeks old, the youngest (so called “bob veal”) only a few days. Lamb is meat from a young sheep under a year old and hasn’t worn its teeth down (which usually means they’re *much* younger). Where are the letters to the editor bemoaning the poor dead baby sheep and baby cows?

Seals are cute, furry, doe-eyed, white and make for a great photo-op. Watch the Food Network for a day and count the number of live animals – lobster, crabs, chickens, etc – killed each day, on camera, in the name of entertainment and learning. Who is speaking out against the treatment of these animals and their right to die with dignity and not for the sake of Gordon Ramsey’s ratings? I look forward to reading your letters to the editor on this subject in the newspaper next week.

My argument is against the seal hunt protest and protesters themselves; not the hunt. Personally, I think that all hunting should be outlawed unless the animals themselves are armed with guns or hakapiks, too. However, I don’t go around attacking one particular brand of hunter or fisherman, or if you so profess it, torturer, in exclusion of the rest – because I’m not a hypocrite. I am an anti-hypocrisy protester – and I challenge it at every, every, ever opportunity.

How many of us has walked past a tank filled with lobster at a restaurant and thought “how awful”. Knowing that those animals will meet their last as they breach the water’s surface in a bubbling cauldron on a stove top. Show me, please, the protest signs for the poor lobster. Show me, please, the letters to the editor, the blog posts, the vast array anti-lobstering studies and literature. If you can’t. If you think that there’s a difference between a lobster and a seal – then you need to give your head a shake.

Lobsters boil to death. They may not be babies but they boil to death.

Farmers who produce veal get subsidies (they’re a bi-product of every litre of milk you buy) , all types of fisherman get subsidies (even the guy who caught the lobster that was boiled to death in the previous paragraph), as do chicken factories, and lamb farmers who need to keep a watchful eye on their baby sheep (because if they get too old their meat is worth less – it becomes hogget and mutton).

Chickens are hanged by their feet as they run through a machine before being killed. How do you imagine these last few moment are for the chicken? Like dancing happily through a meadow, I’m sure. Where are the “Save Our Chickens” slogans and buttons? I look forward to seeing those new slogans bandied around soon.

There are good seal hunters, just as there are good farmers and fisherman. There are those who ensure that the animal is dead and dies swiftly. There are those who ensure as humane an end for their catch as is possible – let’s face it, the animal is being killed, that can only be so pleasant. Are there those hunters who are not good hunters? Of course. But on the backs of those few the whole industry should not be reviled.

I have scoured the ministry websites for notice and notification of subsidies for seal hunters. Be careful with your statistics. There are very old notes of subsidy to the industry previous to 2001 but none since. And those before were intended to assist with marketing the product. Any government websites, or documentation on government letterhead (rather than, say, hsus.org) to which you can point me for substantiation of the 20$ million number would be greatly appreciated.

Some sealers probably do only receive 5-10% of their income from sealing – and some probably receive 80%. A canvasing of farmers and hunters across the country will show you the same spread. Some seal hunters aren’t in it for income. Some of them do it for a lark – just like duck hunters who don’t like the taste of wild bird. That doesn’t mean they’re not entitled to their legal right to hunt. Also, 7000 hunters take part, but not every hunter lands a seal; so using that number to figure out an average take is in error.

In conclusion: I would love to have someone explain to me why seals are more important that 4-day old calves who are slaughtered for bob veal, why they are more worthy of our column inches and woe than the lobsters who boil to death every day. Why are their lives more precious than the billions of 6-week old chickens, many of whom are born, live and died in captivity having never seen the light of day, that are killed each year? And if they are not then, again I ask, where can I find the post about those atrocities? Where can I get my Save The Chickens button? Where can I read the letter written to Corus Entertainment and its partners about the exploitation of the deaths of animals on its Food Network for the sake of their ratings and entertainment?

Please, continue your protestations, for you have advocated the cessation of torture for but one in a series of worthy animals and I await the result of your fine efforts in support of the other. I look forward to the passion, substantiation and statistics that you put forward to rightfully end their suffering as well.

Why Higher Taxes Are Better Than Spending Cuts

February 27th, 2010 - MadHacktress

The budget is due to be released next week when Parliament opens its new session and Minister of Finance Jim Flaherty has promised that the government will use spending cuts rather than increased taxes to balance the budget.

And this is wrong, wrong, wrong.

I’ll tell you why:

The Canada Revenue Agency doesn’t need to hire any new personnel when taxes are increased.  5% GST or 7% makes no difference to the administrative costs of the CRA.  Personal and corporate income tax rate fluctuations?  No problem, it’s just a matter of punching a different number on the calculator.

But:

When the government “cuts spending” that means that programs the government runs, offers and services it provides are reduced, eliminated or scaled back.  Money is spent by the government (also known as OUR TAX DOLLARS) to prioritize potential programs, services and spending for cutting.  It spends money our tax dollars to wind down those programs and services – and in the process people lose their jobs (and get paid severance, EI, etc – by way of OUR TAX DOLLARS).

Also, when government revenues recover and the government wants to increase spending on these programs and services it costs money our tax dollars to decide what programs, services and spending priorities should be tackled in what order.  And then it costs money our tax dollars to ramp up the new and improved programs and services. Not to mention hiring the new people who will be doing the job that others were already trained to do (with our tax dollars, times two).

All signs point to the current economic situation as a temporary one.  That we’re “on a path to recovery“.  The government’s own advertisements make that assertion.  Why, then, would they want to throw away excess millions of dollars paying consultants and administration in the process of ramping down these programs only to, presumably, restore the funding and ramp them back up?  A temporary increase in taxes to mitigate the deficit makes far more sense in the forward-thinking, long-term view.

Of course it doesn’t sell well if you’re a Conservative.

Then again the common-sense things rarely do.

Please, Mr. Flaherty, don’t throw away millions of our taxpayer dollars to government consultants just so that you can provide fewer services for the same amount of taxes.

Mr. Harper: Puck Off!

February 5th, 2010 - MadHacktress

Stephen Harper gave an interview with Sports Illustrated and claimed that he would rather play in the NHL than be the Prime Minister.

Well, uh…  BYE!!

No, seriously.  Just go.

Now, that’s not the exact quote, so in the spirit of fairness let’s have the direct quote.  He was asked whether he’d rather be Prime Minister or play for the NHL.

“It’s probably terrible to say, but any Canadian boy, if he could play in the NHL, would play in the NHL.”

Still, that says to me quite clearly that he’d rather not be the Prime Minister.

And I concur.  I’ll even buy season tickets for whatever team he ends up on.